February 2011
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iheartrobandkristen:
USMag The big destination one night earlier: Chateau Marmont in Hollywood. On hand for that dance-heavy bash, where DJ Jesse Marco spun tunes for the crowd: single gal Scarlett Johansson, newsmaking teen Miley Cyrus, Mila Kunis, mom-to-be Natalie Portman, Halle Berry and love Oliver Martinez,…
When somebody calls your name.
Expectations:
Reality:
When someone taps your shoulder and pretends they...
You’re like:
And he’s like:
And you’re like:
And he’s like:
And you’re like:
And he’s like:
And you’re like:
Bakit ang tao parang adik?!..
gaberiyel:
Pag madali ang buhay, nabobored.
Pag mahirap ang, nag susuicide.
Pag mataba, nag papapayat.
Pag payat, nag papataba.
Pag andiyan, hindi pinapansin.
Pag wala, hinahanap.
Pag wala pa, hinihintay.
Pag andiyan na, tinataboy.
Pag mainit, gusto malamig.
Pag malamig, gusto mainit.
Pag mamamatay, gusto mabuhay.
Pag buhay, nag papakamatay.
Mahal ka, hindi mo mahal.
Mahal mo, hindi...
When someone says "So tell me about yourself"
winkstoto:
You’re like: What do I say?
“Oh my God, Who am I?”
grazieinwonderland:
Suicide
Homicide
Insecticide
Lahat na lang pamatay…
Kung gusto mo mabuhay, try mo yung..
BYMYSIDE.
The reason why I look so bad in my school...
The photographer said I needed to bring my sexy level down because it might hurt the self-esteem of other students.
When my mom calls me to come to her:
omgitskaaate:
ohsheena:
myparamore:
camenae121:
hahahah this!!!
GPOY
OMG
SO TRUE
When your crush says they like you too
alonetogether-:
Outside you are like,
But inside you are like,
Then you text your bestfriend,
And they are like,
And then your crush tries to ask you out like this,
And you are like,
And then you two are on a date and you are like,
Then suddenly he kisses you,
And says,
And you are,
And then you go home and you are like,
And then you wake up and realise it was...
When someone unfollows you and you don't know what...
alonetogether-:
Yea, right.
❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ Too lazy for school tomorrow.
Empty-Minded Dreamer: Okay, can I just get this... →
heydomo:
Slut: One who engages in sexual activity with a large number of persons, occasionally simultaneously.
Not a girl who wears short shorts or has a lot of guy friends.
Bitch: A women with an unecessary bad attitude or someone who does everything they are told.
Not a person…
Techniques to cheat in a exam
marvipink03:
Fingernail method
drinking method
in an iPod
cellphone method
notes behind hand
written in hand
in thighs
back of your classmate
sleeve
.
in your pen
in your bra
the easiest way….
Natamaan ako. Yung iba nagawa ko na jan. :))
wtf. fingernail method.
good evening! mustasa?
USAP. USAP. USAP.
KWENTUHAN. ;DDD
When you're dancing and singing alone in your...
ibelieveinmydreams:
pffffftttitsmeagain:
You think you’re like that:
But you’re actually like:
And the imaginary audience:
But then you’re mother enters your room:
And when you realize that your mother is in the room you’re like:
Then she leaves the room:
And then you turn the set off and pretending nothing happened:
This is just freakin’ happened like 30 seconds ago. My...
What's wrong here.
jerany:
Try to find the error. It’s impossible. AAA BBB CCC DDD EEE FFF GGG HHH III JJJ KKK LLL MMM NNN OOO PPP QQQ RRR SSS TTT UUU VVV WWW XXX YYY ZZZ Did you know that 80% of UCSD students could not find the error above? Repost this with the title “what’s wrong here”, and when you click “post “, the answer will be really obvious.
“Try to find the error. It’s...
When a song you haven't heard in forever comes on.
kaizilla:
It’s like…wait this sounds familar
Then you that one verse that makes you remember the song
Then you are like
I love Tumblr. You can say "asgfdhgyukdas" or...
When your pissed off, and dont know what to do.
presidentofthegalaxy:
failure-to-communicate:
Accurate
TRUFAX
Sitting in the cinema...
themacyrocket:
greenappleftw:
ready to watch the movie..
and when it’s about to start…
BOOOM, human giraffe sits right in front of you…
HAHAHAHA. =))))
when you stare at a word so long that it starts to...
michaii:
anonymous: hey! got a question here.how to hide...
sorry. IDK. i got soooo many problems with my page. got no time on fixing it. sorry! :(
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